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Come celebrate with us after work on Thursday, March 25th at Tom and Jerry's. Buy Beam a drink and find out what she really thinks of you.
I HATE YOU.
I hate you more than I hate Russians. I hate you more than I hate the ambidextrous. I hate you more than I hate tarantulas. I hate you more than I hate ugly men. I hate you more than I hate hands. I hate you more than I hate messy desks. I hate you more than I hate people asking me about yogurt. I hate you more than I hate cumin. I hate you more than I hate salsa music. I hate you more than I hate butter. I hate you more than I hate leukemia. I hate you more than I hate tears. But I sure would love to see you at my going away happy hour with a wallet full of cash with which you can buy me all the drinks you owe me for having to suffer through your mind-numbing stories throughout these long-assed years. I'm looking at you, Jon Zast. Plus, I'll bring pictures of Westies!
(more things I hate here)
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- Will ya look at the double d's on this quitter.
- She's so vain...
- Do you know who didn't quit? These guys.
- Things That are Like Beam
- It's gonna smell a lot better around here
- Spoiler alert. Beam is a dick.
- Dick move, Beam!
- More quitters Beam is exactly like. Lose the union...
- Beam is a quitter
- More things I hate...
- Thank god Beam didn't turn around...
- Good luck in your upcoming triathlon!
- Who wants a sip...
- Westies should never go to Sea World
- Remember when Beam was friends with Jon?
- Remember when Beam stole all our coats.
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