I HATE YOU.

I hate you more than I hate Russians. I hate you more than I hate the ambidextrous. I hate you more than I hate tarantulas. I hate you more than I hate ugly men. I hate you more than I hate hands. I hate you more than I hate messy desks. I hate you more than I hate people asking me about yogurt. I hate you more than I hate cumin. I hate you more than I hate salsa music. I hate you more than I hate butter. I hate you more than I hate leukemia. I hate you more than I hate tears. But I sure would love to see you at my going away happy hour with a wallet full of cash with which you can buy me all the drinks you owe me for having to suffer through your mind-numbing stories throughout these long-assed years. I'm looking at you, Jon Zast. Plus, I'll bring pictures of Westies!

(more things I hate here)

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Do you know who didn't quit? These guys.




I betcha if the in-house recruiter from R/GA called up Zeppelin and asked if they wanted to hear about some exciting "opportunities" for a low-level producer at America's most Meta Digital agency, John Bonham and Jimmy Page would have finished each other's sentence in telling her to shut the fuck up.

Zeppelin = awesome
Beam = quitter
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